This chick/bird/slut is utterly wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' like a mess. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Tight Wul an' Badmind Bashment

Dis yah music a pure madness, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem chuck di plates like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go berserk. Dem a vibrate pon di stage all night long. Is a pure bashment, yuh feel mi?

• Expect some wicked tracks from di likes of Chronixx.
• Wear most comfortable sneakers, 'cause yuh a go be on the move .
• Prepare yourself fi a proper dancehall experience.

Dancing to this Beat of Shell Shock

The bass slaps like a bully, and the beat is heavy. The crowd, a sea of skankers, go themselves up in it. It's a night with electricity.

This ain't no regular party; this is Badmind Shell, and they are the madness.

This Skankin' Skankin' Spree

Get ready to unleash your inner goomba and prepare for a romp of a time at the fabled Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary gig, it's a full-on frenzy of beat-pumpin' tunes that'll leave you speechless.

• Prepare for a marathon of the best ska bands this side of the Mississippi
• Slip on craziest duds and skank your way to the front of the stage!
• Savor a mountain of delicious snacks that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

You better not miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a tale you'll never forget!

Nuh Like Dat Vibes, Tight Ya Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi carry negativity, mek di whole place feel heavy. But we nah go down to dat, yuh hear? We gotta stay strong and keep our own style tight.

It's all about attitude, bredda. We gotta stay true. When people come with dem bad energy, just let it go. Don't give it power. Just stay cool.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own well-being. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and spread good energy.

Skanking Through Shell, Defying Badmind

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about Shell the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.